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About Dale Brave. Dale Brave. A bore is a man you deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox , trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser. The Undergraduate was then Enlightened. Hence University education. A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work. A little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systems have been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects, those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks. A manager would rather live with a problem that he cannot solve than accept a solution that he does not understand. A model is an artifice for helping you convince yourself that you understand more about a system than you do. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. A recent study has found that concentrating on difficult off-screen objects, such as the faces of loved ones, causes eye strain in computer scientists. A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author. A thing is worth precisely what it can do for you, not what you choose to pay for it. A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. Ada, n. Absurdity, n. After that, I suppose you should hit it in the face with a cream pie, or maybe hose it down with a seltzer bottle. Acquaintance, n. Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist. Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit.
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Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. After any machine or unit has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it. All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal. Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger, and the young are always optimists. All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
All through human history, tyrannies have tried to enforce obedience by prohibiting disrespect for the symbols of their power. The swastika is only one example of many in recent history. Alliance, n.
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Ambidextrous, adj. An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is. And the crowd was stilled. One elderly man, wondering at the sudden silence, turned to the Child and asked him to repeat what he had said.
He is naked! And they told us, what they wanted… Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs. And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight…Then he [the Lord!
Anoint, v. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes. Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.
Clarke via John Ripley. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
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Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours. Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house. Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domination of education or of government by any one particular religious faith is never a happy arrangement for the people.
Anyone who wants to be paid for writing software is a fascist asshole. Stallman, founder, Free Software Foundation. The label means the price went up. Look up the word. Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art. As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.
Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs. The replacement of a working component by a new version requires the same systematic testing procedure that adding a new component does, although it should require less time, for more complete and efficient test cases will usually be available.
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As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance. As to Jesus of Nazareth…I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see; but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Changes, and I have, with most of the present Dissenters in England, some doubts as to his divinity.